May. 4th, 2008 @ 09:57 am \m/
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Don't mind me, I'm just: pleased
Hey, that sounds like: The Runaways -- Don't Go Away
Last night's Testament show was awesome!

I hadn't been out to The Pearl Room before, but it's a pretty great venue. While the floor in front of the stage was packed cheek-by-jowl with people in black T-shirts, there's also a catwalk that was much less crowded and provided a better view, although I didn't discover that it was open to everybody until there were only three songs left in the set. Parking was also not a problem, because the place is in a massive strip mall that's right next to an industrial park, with streetside parking stretching back for half a mile or more.

Since I'd researched the opening acts on YouTube and MySpace earlier in the day and discovered they weren't really worth the extra time on my feet I'd have to spend to see them, I left about 9:30 and arrived in the middle of Testament's sound check. The drive out is also almost ludicrously simple from my house: 355 south to I-80 east accounts for 95% of the trip, and the venue is basically right off the interstate.

The one sour note of the evening was this: ten minutes before the first note of music was even played, a pretty full 16 oz. cup of beer came soaring over the crowd and crashed right into my chest. Even that wasn't so bad, because I reflected that a) at least it didn't hit me in the face, and b) I wasn't the one who had just wasted seven bucks.

Testament played a great set, and resisted the temptation so many bands have to play 3/4 of their new album and only pull out the classics when the crowd starts to get restless. (I'm looking at you, Clutch!) I'd say a good 80% of the setlist was pre-1995 stuff, and the crowd loved it. Chuck Billy still has great pipes, even after adding twenty years, thirty pounds, and being (successfully) treated for cancer. And Alex Skolnick, rejoining his first-ever band after an absence of 16 years, fucking shredded.

All of which is to say that the Metal Masters tour in August is going to be incredible!

--- Ajax.
Feb. 27th, 2008 @ 10:22 am Word Of The Week #98
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Hey, that sounds like: Murder By Death -- Fuego


Word Of The Week -- styptic

Definition: styp·tic (stĭp'tĭk)
adj.
  1. Serving to contract organic tissue; astringent; binding.

  2. Serving to check hemorrhage or bleeding, as a drug; hemostatic.
n.
A styptic agent or substance.
Etymology: [Middle English: stiptik, from Old French stiptique, from Latin stȳpticus, from Greek stūptikos, from stūphein, to contract.]

Obscurity: 35% (I know where and how to use this word, but am uncertain of its actual definition.)

Usefulness: 5% (Jargon word, not generally used in casual conversation.)

Examples:
(def. 1) "The styptic effects of eating an unripe persimmon on the mouth are well-documented."
(def. 2) "Although witch hazel is rumored to possess styptic qualities, no clinical data has emerged to confirm these claims."
(def. 3) "Nurse, would you mind administering the styptic I asked for ten minutes ago, before this guy bleeds to death?"



I'd often heard references to styptic pencils here and there, but I never saw one or really figured out what they were. Now I know!

In other news, the Clutch concert was successfully attended and enjoyed last night.

Read more about the Clutch concert! )

One final note on the show: I caught about half of the set of the second opening act, Murder By Death, and based on what I heard I think that [info]naked_irish, [info]byrneout and [info]errforce1 might like them. They gave off sort of a "Dropkick Murphys meets Social Distortion" vibe live, and they feature a cute girl playing cello. Worth a listen.

--- Ajax.
Nov. 30th, 2007 @ 08:55 am Once More Around the Lyrics Meme
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It's been awhile since we did one of these, but you probably know the drill.

1) Open up your music collection.
2) Shuffle through a dozen songs.
3) Post the first couple of lines from each in your journal.
4) Tell people when they guess them correctly.
5) Don't be too much of a hard-ass. If you quoted the Stevie Ray version of "Superstition" and they guess that it's the Stevie Wonder version, have the grace to acknowledge they have no way of knowing the difference without additional clues.

As always, No Googling Allowed.

  1. (spoken) Well all right! Star child! Citizens of the universe. Recording angels. Parliament-Funkadelic, "Mothership Connection." ([info]electroboy_esq and [info]hilker)

  2. I been lookin' for a trace, lookin' for a heart / Lookin' for a lover, in a world that's much too dark. Guns 'N Roses, "You're Crazy." ([info]lord_reynaldo)

  3. Black velveteen / Simple and clean / Oh, what a bad machine. Lenny Kravitz, "Black Velveteen." ([info]naked_irish)

  4. Come to send / Not condescend / Transcendental consequence. Pearl Jam, "Who Are You?" ([info]naked_irish)

  5. Yo la vi cantando en Paris / Ella quiso estar junto de mi. Santana, "(Da Le) Yaleo." ([info]dlayiga)

  6. Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little makeup! System of a Down, "Chop Suey!" ([info]fujisan42)

  7. (spoken) He went away, and you hung around and bothered me every night. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, "My Boyfriend's Back." ([info]byrneout)

  8. (spoken) Woe to you, O earth and sea. For the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short. Iron Maiden, "Number of the Beast." ([info]electroboy_esq)

  9. Seeing their children, caught up in the latest fad / Their parents are worried, thinking they've gone bad.

  10. (spoken) All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha... Ozzy Osbourne, "Crazy Train." ([info]ropo)

  11. I ain't got no fire, to light my cigarette / I am just an old dog, lookin' for a midnight pet.

  12. The candle has burnt through, the wax that once covered my eyes.

--- Ajax.
Sep. 10th, 2007 @ 11:44 am Today I settle all family business
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Hey, that sounds like: Monster Magnet -- All Friends and Kingdom Come
I'm overdue for a recap of my recent travels. So here we go.


I went to Austin last week! A good time was had by all. It wasn't a super-exciting see-all-the-sights kind of trip, just a chance to hang out with the old college crowd for a few days. We got some free beer (and caught up with [info]captspastic) at the Independence Brewery on Saturday, where I also got a shirt (above) and a pint glass (not pictured). Then we watched Del Castillo at Austin's "Batfest" event on the Congress Bridge. Sunday was a chill-out day, wherein I watched Balls of Fury (which is unworthy of a haiku) and then on Monday we had a big ol' BBQ over at Carrie and Andrew's house. I had Hebrew National hot dogs, mmmm. Other food that was eaten included Whataburger, Jack in the Box, and Golden Corral -- mmmm.

That pretty much covers the highlights -- click through the picture to see more photos, most of which are of my hot Austin friends clowning around and drinking.

--- Ajax.
Aug. 13th, 2007 @ 04:14 pm Things that happened
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Don't mind me, I'm just: bored
Hey, that sounds like: Sons of Otis -- The Other Side
1) Finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night. Good book; some last-minute twisty twists, but no real shockers.

2) Also last night, watched the Flash Gordon pilot on Sci-Fi. Terrible, awful, wretched stuff. I'll watch next week. (Hey, you can't always tell with a pilot.)

3) Bought a new Chicago Bears baseball cap and T-shirt, which arrived today. Go Bears!

4) Bears beat the Texans in the first preseason game on Saturday, in what was, for preseason, a semi-thrilling come-from-behind victory. Go Bears!

5) Shady is feeling much better, and spent most of the weekend crawling around on my head and shoulders, helping me read.

6) All three kitties are now eating Natural Balance Reduced Calorie Cat Food by Dick Van Patten, as recommended by my dad. (I found it at the PetCo near where I work.) The ingredients list on this stuff is better than what I feed myself! Brown rice, duck, potatoes, lamb, dried cranberries (?!), etc. None of them turned their nose up at it and it seems to satisfy in smaller quantities than the Purina ONE they were eating before. Good thing, as it is about 50% more expensive, too.

7) My dad (a.k.a. [info]stuckinthe60s) borrowed my electric guitar and amp last week, to prepare for an audition to join this band yesterday. I should hear about how that went this Sunday, when we get together for my brother-in-law [info]chipb0i's birthday at The Cheesecake Factory.

8) Saw Mulholland Dr. with [info]flybrain, her fellow Science Girl Liza, [info]misskaz, and [info]wurdsome on Saturday night. A good flick, although I have not yet been able to coalesce my reactions into seventeen syllables. We'll see what happens. :)

--- Ajax.
Jul. 21st, 2007 @ 06:57 pm Overheard in #predicate...
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Don't mind me, I'm just: rockin'
Hey, that sounds like: Guns 'N Roses -- Mr. Brownstone
[Today we honor a red-letter day in the history of metal music edition.]

Transcript slightly edited for continuity. The context: Happy 20th anniversary of the release of Appetite For Destruction!

[18:42] <PlasticJesus> is it by accident that AFD is celebrating its birthday on Cheney Is President day?

[18:42] <PlasticJesus> i think not

[18:42] <Ajax-> Cheney's hanging with Mr. Brownstone down in Paradise City saying "Welcome to the Jungle, they're Out ta Get Me."

[18:44] <Ajax-> Added Cheney, "It's So Easy ridin' the Night Train with a Rocket Queen, Sweet Child O' Mine."

[18:47] <Ajax-> Cheney also warned Democrats looking to capitalize on the transfer of power, "If you think Anything Goes with My Michelle while uncle Dick is busy, You're Crazy. I don't even wanna Think About You."

[18:47] * Ajax- bows with a flourish.

[18:43] <PlasticJesus> can i pun you like, a million times, for that?

[18:43] <Ajax-> Absolutely. [He does so.]

[18:50] <Ajax-> But now I do want to hear Mr. Brownstone.

ShouldaknownbettasaidIwishInevamettasaidI, I leave it all -- a-behiiiiiii-iiiii-iiiiiinnd, yowza!

--- Ajax.
Jul. 19th, 2007 @ 12:02 pm Nobody Hates Chris
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Don't mind me, I'm just: hungry
Hey, that sounds like: Static-X -- I'm With Stupid
So the Chris Cornell show last night was, overall, pretty damn awesome. I wasn't quite sure what to expect, but I had a hell of a time and feel like my money was well spent -- which is the least you should expect from a night out, right?

Firstly and foremostly, ear plugs are for the win. This was my inaugural attempt at wearing them to a show and they worked exactly as advertised -- they swallowed all the hurty stuff I didn't need to hear without obscuring the stuff I wanted to hear. I was left with nothing but a teeny bit of ringing after the show, which faded after a night's sleep, as opposed to the blown-speaker whistling and 48 hours of near-deafness following the last big show I went to. So count me in for earplugs at all future major concert events.

Secondly, the opening act, Juliette and The Licks -- well, they tried. I gotta give 'em that. But the odds were stacked pretty far against them with an early (7:00pm) start time and they were quite obviously not who anybody was there to see. I didn't recognize Juliette Lewis at all, and although she tried her hardest to cop a Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Pretenders vibe, and her stagecraft was all right, the voice and the songwriting just weren't there. As movie-star vanity bands go, they're no Dogstar or Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts.

Finally and most importantly, Chris Cornell rocked the hizzouse. The contrast between Lewis's performance -- which she worked just as hard as she could, and barely got a rise out of the crowd -- and Cornell, who had the whole place in thrall just by wandering peacefully from place to place on stage and an occasional lazy gesture with his right hand, could not have been starker. That's the difference between a rock star and an actress pretending to be a rock star, folks.

The band backing him up were competent but not particularly inspired. A pair of brothers (who look enough alike that they could've been twins) on guitar, a bearded bald guy on bass, and a drummer with emo bangs, all of whose names I was told and promptly forgot. The drummer kept the beat all right, but he was no Brad Wilk and certainly no Matt Cameron. The string section knew the songs and did their best, but covering two of the most distinctive and talented guitar players in the past twenty years of rock music, Tom Morello and Kim Thayil, is a task nobody should feel ashamed at not hitting out of the park. Which they didn't.

So Chris was clearly the star of the show, and clearly knew it, but it was cool. They played a tight, solid set of tracks, heavily mining Audioslave singles ("Show Me How to Live", "Out of Exile", "Be Yourself", "Like a Stone", etc.) and Superunknown. I didn't hear my favorite Audioslave tunes, but that was more than made up for by the inclusion of "Rusty Cage", "Outshined", and "Jesus Christ Pose" from Badmotorfinger. He also threw in some stuff off the new solo album, mostly ballads where his (amazing) voice is doing most of the work. I hadn't heard any of them before, but I liked what I heard -- especially "No Such Thing" and "Safe and Sound." "Finally Forever" is a sweet song which, he told us, he wrote for his wife and played for the first time at their wedding reception. Awww!

A couple of fun surprises: he dusted off "Say Hello To Heaven" from the Temple of the Dog album as the sixth song of the night and got a big response from the crowd; the lead guitarist was at his best covering Stone Gossard's licks, which didn't surprise me. Second fun surprise was a version of "Billie Jean" (yes, that "Billie Jean") done as a soulful acoustic ballad rather than a bouncy R&B groove. Another big response from the crowd -- apparently that one's on the new album too.

We had a fine thunderstorm with plenty of flashy lightning arcing across the sky on the drive home, but mercifully not too much rain as I walked the couple-three blocks back to my car. I was in the mood for a Baconator nightcap before I hit the sack (dinner had been small and rather rushed) but the line at the Wendy's was long enough that I didn't feel like missing a half hour's sleep to procure one. So instead I went to McDonald's for the first time in a long, long while -- I pretty much only eat McDisease at O'Hare, now that I think about it -- and got a chicken sandwich and extremely salty fries.

A fine evening all around. :)

--- Ajax.
Jul. 19th, 2007 @ 06:59 am Like an amputee guest speaker...
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Don't mind me, I'm just: rushed
Let me take a minute to show off my stubs.

  1. JUDAS PRIEST (w/Megadeth & Testament) - Rosemont Horizon, Chicago IL - Nov 28, 1990 ($27.50)

  2. METALLICA - Rosemont Horizon, Chicago IL - Dec 5, 1991 ($22.50)

  3. WEEN (w/Cowboy Mouth) - Liberty Lunch, Austin TX - Nov 18, 1994 ($10.00)

  4. KISS (w/The Nixons) - Rosemont Horizon, Chicago IL - Jul 16, 1996 ($50.00)

  5. MORPHINE - Liberty Lunch, Austin TX - Mar 22, 1997 ($15.00)

  6. JANE'S ADDICTION (w/Goldie) - Fair Park Coliseum, Dallas TX - Nov 18, 1997 ($25.00)

  7. SISTER 7 (w/Soulhat?) - La Zona Rosa, Austin TX - Sep 5, 1998 ($12.00?)

  8. LOLLAPALOOZA 2003 - Tweeter Center, Chicago IL - Jul 12, 2003 ($46.00)

  9. CHRIS CORNELL (w/Juliette and The Licks) - Congress Theatre, Chicago IL - Jul 18, 2007 ($31.50)
This isn't every show I've seen by any means -- just the ones that were big enough I had to buy tickets in advance.

The lost episodes. )

Ironically, the band I saw most often in Austin (Soulhat, who are also my favorite Austin band) I have no stubs for, because I was seeing them at Emo's, Stubb's BBQ, Steamboat, and Liberty Lunch, and tickets were always available at the door.

More about the Chris Cornell show in a subsequent post -- gotta dash off to work now. :)

--- Ajax.
Jul. 11th, 2007 @ 10:57 am Word Of The Week #65
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Hey, that sounds like: sHeavy -- Velvet
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Word Of The Week -- fleer

Definition: fleer (flîr)
v.
To smirk or laugh in contempt or derision.
n.
A taunting, scoffing, or derisive look or gibe.
Etymology: [Middle English: flerien, from Scandinavian; c.f. Norwegian flire, a grin.]

Obscurity: 95% (Come again?)

Usefulness: 5% (Anybody using this word is trying to confuse you, impress you, or both.)

Examples:
(def. 1) "Fleer at me as you will, blackguard, but the final victory shall be mine!"
(def. 2) "The commutation of I. Lewis Libby's prison sentence was not an act of compassion, it was merely George W. Bush's latest fleer at our entire American justice system."



I stumbled across this one yesterday as I was backtracking through [info]eeeniebean's journal, in search of clues as to what kind of music she might enjoy me putting on a mix CD for her. I'd never heard it before, and it is a fine word, so I ganked it and now it is yours. Enjoy!

Speaking of mix CDs, I bought a fresh set of 100 blanks yesterday. If anybody else would like me to burn 'em one, feel free to email me at the livejournal addy with a snail mail address to send it to. Only costs me a couple bucks to mail 'em out, and I'm happy to do it. And never fear -- I won't punish your ears with growly death metal or screechy glam metal, unless you ask me to. >:)

--- Ajax.
Jun. 12th, 2007 @ 08:40 am Last.fm Mainstreamosity Meme
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Hey, that sounds like: Sister 7 -- Kiss Me Baby
Link ganked from [info]jlg1...

Last.fm-Mainstream-O-Meter result
almightyajax's top artists:
  • 1 - Clutch: 4% mainstream
  • 2 - Soundgarden: 28% mainstream
  • 3 - Kyuss: 8% mainstream
  • 4 - Queens of the Stone Age: 52% mainstream
  • 5 - Brant Bjork: 0% mainstream
  • 6 - Led Zeppelin: 71% mainstream
  • 7 - Slayer: 26% mainstream
  • 8 - Alice in Chains: 27% mainstream
  • 9 - Iron Maiden: 39% mainstream
  • 10 - Soulhat: 0% mainstream
  • 11 - Orange Goblin: 1% mainstream
  • 12 - The Beatles: 101% mainstream
  • 13 - Prong: 2% mainstream
  • 14 - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes: 14% mainstream
  • 15 - Jimi Hendrix: 51% mainstream
  • 16 - Metallica: 71% mainstream
  • 17 - Judas Priest: 19% mainstream
  • 18 - Joe Satriani: 11% mainstream
  • 19 - Black Sabbath: 37% mainstream
  • 20 - Bad Religion: 27% mainstream
  • 21 - AC/DC: 50% mainstream
  • 22 - Audioslave: 45% mainstream
  • 23 - Fu Manchu: 4% mainstream
  • 24 - Tool: 49% mainstream
  • 25 - Pink Floyd: 77% mainstream
  • 26 - Anthrax: 13% mainstream
  • 27 - Liz Phair: 11% mainstream
  • 28 - Fiona Apple: 30% mainstream
  • 29 - Corrosion of Conformity: 4% mainstream
  • 30 - Motörhead: 21% mainstream

almightyajax is 28.90 % mainstream


mainstream.vincentahrend.com

--- Ajax.
Jun. 5th, 2007 @ 02:00 pm 24 Greatest Rock Songs Meme
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Hey, that sounds like: The Fall -- Totally Wired
[info]manda_x started this, but I don't like her rules. So I'm just naming 12 rock songs that I really like. In no particular order.

If you don't like them, well, I guess you're just not as good a person as me. Be told.

1) Billy Thorpe -- "Children of the Sun". A shout-out to Mr. Thorpe, who shed this mortal coil last February. COTS is a fine piece of early '80s rock that builds slowly, pays off nicely, and never fails to put a smile on my face.

2) Soundgarden -- "4th of July". When you're a metal fan, you learn to become a connoisseur of songs about nuclear holocausts. This is perhaps the best ever written, even better than Megadeth's "Set the World Afire."

3) Foo Fighters -- "One By One". Easily the best thing about the album it's on. I defy you not to bang your head during the break before the last chorus, where Dave Grohl is pounding out those power chords and screaming "DONE! DONE! ONTO THE NEXT ONE!"

4) Black Sabbath -- "Hole In the Sky". Just about any Black Sabbath song could go on this list, except maybe for really weird/hippieish stuff like "Who Are You?", but HITS wins because it's on the metal mix I was listening to in the car on the way to work today.

5) Ministry -- "N.W.O.". I was never particularly worried about George H. W. Bush's presidency; mostly it confused me. So Al Jourgensen has really accomplished something by writing a song that makes him seem like a credible threat to the American People. (The sequel, despite much better material to work with, falls a little flat for me.)

6) The Rolling Stones -- "Gimme Shelter". There's a reason this song keeps getting used as background to mob bosses blowing up each other's safehouses and beating each other bloody in movies and television. That reason is awesomeness.

7) The Beatles -- "I'm A Loser". One of the rare tracks from their early period that sets a melancholy tone about love. The peppy rhythm and sweet harmonies mask real despair and self-loathing.

8) Steely Dan -- "Reelin' in the Years". You'll never realize how fucked up this song is until you stop and listen to the lyrics, because (like the song above) it's so peppy and swingin'. Especially the chorus: "Are you reelin' in the years? / Stowin' away the time? / Are you gath'rin' up the tears? / Have you had enough of mine?" Is that a cold way to cut somebody down, or what?

9) Prong -- "Another Worldly Device". Cleansing is a fucking awesome album, and I could add any of the tracks on it to this list. My favorite part is how it starts with a small growling in your left speaker, but after just eight bars the rest of the band comes barrelling in, with Ted Parsons dropping crisp, sharp snare hits in perfect time. Hell yes!

10) Megadeth -- "Looking Down the Cross". Before Dave Mustaine found God, Megadeth used to be a really kickass band. Songs like this one off their first album (whose lyrics sort of combine the Crucifixion with Passover in some kind of Biblical revenge-from-beyond-the-grave arc), are remarkable for Mustaine's ability to write a 6:00 song and keep upping the energy level right up to the end, rather than copping out after three, three-and-a-half minutes like most rock bands.

11) Metallica -- "The Prince". There was a time when Metallica's best material was not written by other people, but that time is long since past. This one's an old Diamond Head track that came out as a B-side to one of the singles off ...And Justice For All, and it has everything you want in a Metallica song. Furious beats, a killer riff, stout solos, and Hetfield in full throat. Plus, lyrics about Satan!

12) Judas Priest -- "Screaming For Vengeance". There are few finer moments in rock 'n roll music than when, at right around 2:00 into this song, the entire band drops out and Rob Halford makes the word, "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMINNNNNNNNGGGGGG!" last a full five seconds before they blast back in and lay down the coup de grace.

--- Ajax.
May. 16th, 2007 @ 11:05 am Word Of The Week #57
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Hey, that sounds like: Spiritual Beggars -- Killing Time


Word Of The Week -- acedia

Definition: a·ce·di·a (&-sē'dē-&)
n.
  1. Spiritual torpor and apathy; ennui.

  2. Sloth; apathy and inactivity in the practice of virtue.
Etymology: [Late Latin: from Greek akēdeia, indifference: a-, a-; see a-¹ + kēdos, care.]

Obscurity: 65% (Might have seen this once or twice, but have no clue what it means.)

Usefulness: 30% (Scans well, but more common synonyms are generally preferred for casual conversation.)

Examples:
(def. 1) "Patrick's acedia made him a difficult companion at religious functions, because he also had trouble faking sincerity."
(def. 2) "Despite the missionaries' daily sermons preaching against the perils of acedia, the islanders continued to live their lives in idle tranquility and made little effort to 'improve' their society."



Two weeks in a row I've come into work on Wednesday super-early, and two weeks in a row I've selected synonyms for laziness or sluggishness as the Word of the Week. Coincidence? I think not!

Today's is a happier reason for coming in early, though. Right after work I'm driving up to Milwaukee to attend a Clutch concert at The Rave. It'll be my first time going to that club, (or anyplace in Milwaukee since Kate took me to Conejito's Place on a road trip a couple Memorial Day weekends ago) but it's close enough to I-94 that even I should have trouble getting lost.

Long-time readers of my journal may recall that I've seen Clutch live before; on Good Friday in 2004, in fact. I've sent the last couple days listening to their new album in preparation, which doesn't seem to be their finest effort to date, alas. But I still have high hopes for the show -- and this time I'm bringing earplugs, having learned my lesson after the last Clutch show. :)

--- Ajax.
Mar. 29th, 2007 @ 09:11 am Submitted without comment:
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Hey, that sounds like: Mike Post -- Hardcastle & McCormick Theme #2
http://www.80stvthemes.com/ra/HARDCASTLEB.ra

Drive!
Push it to the floor 'til the engine screams
Drive!
Drivin' like the demon that drives your dreams

On a hard road, nobody cares
If you hit the brakes
You've got to think fast, keep it in gear
When a slip is all it takes -- uh!

You've got to keep your wheels on the straight and narrow
If you wanna survive...yeah, hey...

Slow-motion man, iron and steel in the palm of your hand
High-flying heart, bettin' your life on the state of the art
Lay down the law -- don't you let 'em cross the line
Under the hood, got the bad and the good
Ev'rybody's doin' time...

Time will tell, if you're on the road to win
Win or lose, you won't get this chance again...

Drive!
Push it to the floor 'til the engine screams
Drive!
Drivin' like the demon that drives your dreams
Drive!

--- Ajax.
Mar. 16th, 2007 @ 05:03 pm The meme where you pick out songs that start with the letters in your LJ username, you know the one.
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Don't mind me, I'm just: TGIF
Purloined with bad intent from [info]mule242, [info]manda_x and [info]byrneout...

Rules:
1. Have your music library ready.
2. Choose one song from your music library whose title starts with the first letter (or number) of your screen name.
3. Repeat this process with each successive letter (or number) in your screen name until you run out of letters (or numbers).
4. Post up your results.

Behold:
Trip at the Brain -- Suicidal Tendencies
Have a Drink on Me -- AC/DC
Exploder -- Audioslave
Abacab -- Genesis
Lover -- Lords of Acid
Maybe I'm Amazed -- Paul McCartney
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida -- Iron Butterfly
Go Tell the Congregation -- The Black Crowes
Help Me Mary -- Liz Phair
The KKK Took My Baby Away -- The Ramones
Yes -- Morphine
Animal -- Pearl Jam (or Def Leppard!)
Just Got Paid -- ZZ Top
Anne's Song -- Faith No More
X-Static -- Foo Fighters

Pretty easy, except for the "X." That may be the only one I have.

--- Ajax.
Mar. 7th, 2007 @ 11:36 am Word Of The Week #47
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Hey, that sounds like: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds -- Hiding All Away
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Word Of The Week -- emic

Definition: e·mic'mĭk)
adj.
Of or relating to features or items analyzed with respect to their role as structural units in a system, as in behavioral science or linguistics.
Etymology: [Extracted from phonemic; coined by U.S. linguist Kenneth L. Pike (born 1912)]

Obscurity: 95% (Come again?)

Usefulness: 5% (Jargon word, generally used only in technical discussions.)

Examples:
(def. 1) "Dr. Pike argued that only native speakers are capable of emic descriptions of linguistic sounds, and are thus crucial to the study of language."


Yesterday I came across a bunch of old papers and exams that I'd saved from my years in college -- including my final exam for an ethnomusicology course, which I took the first semester of my freshman year on a lark. I'm not really sure how much I learned in that class; it was a requirement for a couple majors, and was populated mostly by upperclass sociology and international studies majors with a lot more background than I had. But at Southwestern, incoming freshmen were at the top of the totem pole when it came to registering for classes (before sliding aaalll the way to the bottom in our second semester) and since the class had no formal prerequisites, I got in.

If nothing else, I got to hear Nepalese rap music and give a presentation on heavy metal, so that was more than enough to make the experience worth it.

As I recall, the term emic was used rather differently in my class; my professor seemed to imply that it referred to any analysis of a piece of music coming from within its originating culture; it was contrasted with the term etic, which referred to an analysis of a musical form or composition from outside the originating culture. The literal definition of etic, however, refers to descriptions of the "raw elements" of a language or area of behavior, without any cultural context. So the distinguishing factor in literal terms isn't who's doing the analyzing, as I'd thought, but what kind of analysis is taking place.

(An attempt to combine the two -- an emetic analysis -- would make you throw up.)

--- Ajax.
Feb. 22nd, 2007 @ 05:37 pm Too old to hustle and flow?
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Hey, that sounds like: Van Halen -- Jump (live)
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Via a rather convoluted path of links, I found myself reading through a Crosstalk feature at The Onion A.V. Club this afternoon, "Is Hip-Hop Relevant to Middle-Aged White Guys?" A couple excerpts in particular caught my eye. The first comes from Noel Murray:
...I can't help but be a little defensive, because in our business, there's something suspect about a rock critic who doesn't keep up with hip-hop. (Though the opposite isn't true: No one gripes at a Source writer for not knowing anything about The Hold Steady.) I get called a "rockist," as though my personal preferences were some kind of affront to the culture at large.
Nathan Rabin's reply is similarly enlightening:
Hip-hop continues to be such a massive cultural force that you can't ignore it and still consider yourself a fully informed student of pop culture. It kills me that prominent critics can brag about having never seen an episode of The Simpsons. How on earth can you write about the pop culture produced by Generation X without experiencing something so central to how an entire generation sees itself and the world? Similarly, how can you write about pop culture without acknowledging or understanding how hip-hop has indelibly shaped and molded the world we live in? Hip-hop has irrevocably changed not just music, but also fashion, politics, race relations, music, and just about every other facet of the world.
Despite saying "music" twice, Rabin has a point -- there is definitely a line that separates today's American youth culture from the American culture of previous generations, and in its broadest sense, what side of that line one is on seems increasingly determined by one's familiarity and comfort level with hip-hop.

But at the same time, I wonder whether it's really as damning a point as all that: certainly hip-hop enjoys a lot more mainstream attention than rock 'n roll does, yet at the same time it seems like the "mainstream" isn't made up of nearly as many people as it once was. And I have to wonder whether the plethora of sub-genres (and the increasing ease with which musicians can cheaply self-promote via MySpace and the Web proper) devalues the advantage of being "mainstream."

In other words, hip-hop might be the favored taste on MTV, and win the lion's share of the Grammys and Music Video Awards, but do those markers mean the same thing -- culturally speaking -- that they did back when Michael Jackson was the King of Pop? Do "mainstream" tastes still enjoy the support of a majority of our nation's youth...or just a bare plurality of the most easily marketed-to subcultures? The answer to that question might be key to understanding how "indelible" the influence of hip-hop really is.

Of course, a large part of my interest in this question comes from the defensive crouch of a person who feels like he listens to new and hip music despite the fact that enjoyable hip-hop, for him, begins and ends with Cypress Hill and the Beastie Boys. In my heart, I want rock 'n roll to remain the dominant musical force in America, with hip-hop standing next to it as a popular but ultimately ephemeral taste that will fall out of vogue as surely as skiffle, Motown, and disco; and the most accessible elements eventually being incorporated into the rock palette as the original innovators of the form move on to something else, in disgust at what goofy white people have turned it into.

But maybe I'm just as wrong and clueless as the old farts who thought Elvis Presley was interesting, but ultimately doomed to irrelevance as the suave, worldly elegance of Sinatra and Bing Crosby inevitably won out against his obscene gyrations and coarse, untrained voice.

--- Ajax.
Feb. 12th, 2007 @ 08:22 am And Now You Know...The Rest of the Story.
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Don't mind me, I'm just: busy
Hey, that sounds like: Styx -- Blue Collar Man
Well done to everybody who participated in the "25 lines meme" on Friday. [info]naked_irish was the clear winner with 5 lines guessed, and [info]cassandrasimplx and [info]misskaz tied for the runner-up spot with a pair apiece.

I'd also like to give a shout-out to [info]eeeniebean for a noble, late-breaking effort. She snags half a point for correctly guessing an artist, but not the song title. :)

Here are the answers to the ones that weren't guessed:

1) My brother has a lady, oh, and one day she will have a baby.
     Death From Above 1979 -- "Little Girl"

3) Ooo, the way you love me, lady...I get so hard, now, I could die.
     Frank Zappa -- "Magic Fingers"

4) Hey Monkey Boy, why are you unemployed?
     Brant Bjork -- "Hey Monkey Boy"

5) She rode up on her high horse brigade (?), with some eyes but not much to say.
     Five Horse Johnson -- "Lollipop"

7) (spoken) It started when we were little kids -- free spirits, but already tormented by our own hands.
     Red Hot Chili Peppers -- "Deep Kick"

12) Well, sweet a-little sister's high in hell cheatin' on a halo...
     White Zombie -- "Thunderkiss '65"

13) He lost his mind today; he left it out back on the highway -- on 65.
     Guns N' Roses -- "Dust N' Bones"

15) (spoken) Welcome to our sanguinary sect of worship.
     Megadeth -- "The Conjuring"

18) Found a head and an arm in the garbage can, don't know why I'm here...
     Guns N' Roses -- "Double Talkin' Jive"

20) I can't ever understand, why my life's been cursed, poisoned, condemned.
     New York Dolls -- "Subway Train"

22) Where, oh where have you been, my love? Where, oh where can you be?
     Queens of the Stone Age -- "This Lullaby"

25) Kill queens on a desert sky, in a death car powered by nothing like you've ever seen.
     sHeavy -- "Kill Queens Go Disco"

I'm a little surprised nobody guessed #1, especially [info]leopardfur, who not only turned me on to that band, but tells me it's her favorite song by them. :)

--- Ajax.
Feb. 9th, 2007 @ 08:45 am 25 Lines Meme
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Don't mind me, I'm just: thirsty
Hey, that sounds like: The Eagles -- Desperado
Ganked from [info]dlayiga, via [info]byrneout...

Step 1: Put your media player on random
Step 2: Post the first line(s) of the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.


[Note: The word "guess" implies that you should not use Google or another source to verify your hunches.]

Click here for tunage. )

Double points for anybody who gets #5, because even I couldn't understand what the hell dude was saying. :)

Update: With a little over 24 hours elapsed...
[info]naked_irish - 5 guessed.
[info]cassandrasimplx and [info]misskaz - 2 guessed.
[info]byrneout, [info]hilker, [info]ihaven0name, and [info]samueljl - 1 guessed.

--- Ajax.
Feb. 4th, 2007 @ 11:24 am Metal Mix #3
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Don't mind me, I'm just: psyched
Getting ready to hop in the car and get to [info]misskaz and [info]wurdsome's place, en route to the Super Bowl party at Casa De [info]debaclypsenow. And an august occasion such as Da Bears making their first Super Bowl appearance in 21 years demands a new Metal Mix for the drive into the city.

  1. Black Sabbath -- "Hole in the Sky"

  2. Helmet -- "Exactly What You Wanted"

  3. Iron Maiden -- "Aces High (live)"

  4. Corrosion of Conformity -- "Damned For All Time"

  5. Probot -- "Silent Spring (with Kurt Brecht)"

  6. Ministry -- "Warp City"

  7. Metallica -- "Orion"

  8. VNV Nation -- "Fearless"

  9. Testament -- "Disciples of the Watch"

  10. Spiritual Beggars -- "The Lunatic Fringe"

  11. Prong -- "Close the Door"

  12. System of a Down -- "Dreaming"

  13. Faith No More -- "Land of Sunshine"

  14. White Zombie -- "Blur the Technicolor"

  15. Megadeth -- "In My Darkest Hour"

  16. Judas Priest -- "Victim of Changes (live)"
(Yeah, I know that Ministry and VNV Nation are not metal, strictly speaking. But both these songs have been stuck in my head lately, so on they go.)

--- Ajax.
Jan. 12th, 2007 @ 09:07 am Singing telegram meme
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Hey, that sounds like: Danko Jones -- Womanbound
Dear Prudence,

I can't quit you babe, so I'm gonna have to put you down for a while. Your love is driving me crazy. What do you want from me? I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota. Can't speak, can't lie, can't go anywhere to hide.

Baby, since I've been loving you, I'm about to lose my worried mind. It's so easy when everybody's tryin' to please me. But to really tell the truth, though I'm not a well-known sleuth, I honestly believe that you are bored. I am so tired, and I just can't wait around for you.

I gotta be cool. Relax, get hip, get on my tracks. Goodbye, all you people. There's nothing you can say to make me change my mind. Goodbye.

--- Ajax.

P.S. I love you. You, you, you.

-- A.
Jan. 10th, 2007 @ 11:55 am Word Of The Week #39
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Hey, that sounds like: Sepultura -- Ratamahatta