May. 4th, 2008 @ 09:57 am \m/
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Don't mind me, I'm just: pleased
Hey, that sounds like: The Runaways -- Don't Go Away
Last night's Testament show was awesome!

I hadn't been out to The Pearl Room before, but it's a pretty great venue. While the floor in front of the stage was packed cheek-by-jowl with people in black T-shirts, there's also a catwalk that was much less crowded and provided a better view, although I didn't discover that it was open to everybody until there were only three songs left in the set. Parking was also not a problem, because the place is in a massive strip mall that's right next to an industrial park, with streetside parking stretching back for half a mile or more.

Since I'd researched the opening acts on YouTube and MySpace earlier in the day and discovered they weren't really worth the extra time on my feet I'd have to spend to see them, I left about 9:30 and arrived in the middle of Testament's sound check. The drive out is also almost ludicrously simple from my house: 355 south to I-80 east accounts for 95% of the trip, and the venue is basically right off the interstate.

The one sour note of the evening was this: ten minutes before the first note of music was even played, a pretty full 16 oz. cup of beer came soaring over the crowd and crashed right into my chest. Even that wasn't so bad, because I reflected that a) at least it didn't hit me in the face, and b) I wasn't the one who had just wasted seven bucks.

Testament played a great set, and resisted the temptation so many bands have to play 3/4 of their new album and only pull out the classics when the crowd starts to get restless. (I'm looking at you, Clutch!) I'd say a good 80% of the setlist was pre-1995 stuff, and the crowd loved it. Chuck Billy still has great pipes, even after adding twenty years, thirty pounds, and being (successfully) treated for cancer. And Alex Skolnick, rejoining his first-ever band after an absence of 16 years, fucking shredded.

All of which is to say that the Metal Masters tour in August is going to be incredible!

--- Ajax.
Feb. 27th, 2008 @ 10:22 am Word Of The Week #98
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Hey, that sounds like: Murder By Death -- Fuego


Word Of The Week -- styptic

Definition: styp·tic (stĭp'tĭk)
adj.
  1. Serving to contract organic tissue; astringent; binding.

  2. Serving to check hemorrhage or bleeding, as a drug; hemostatic.
n.
A styptic agent or substance.
Etymology: [Middle English: stiptik, from Old French stiptique, from Latin stȳpticus, from Greek stūptikos, from stūphein, to contract.]

Obscurity: 35% (I know where and how to use this word, but am uncertain of its actual definition.)

Usefulness: 5% (Jargon word, not generally used in casual conversation.)

Examples:
(def. 1) "The styptic effects of eating an unripe persimmon on the mouth are well-documented."
(def. 2) "Although witch hazel is rumored to possess styptic qualities, no clinical data has emerged to confirm these claims."
(def. 3) "Nurse, would you mind administering the styptic I asked for ten minutes ago, before this guy bleeds to death?"



I'd often heard references to styptic pencils here and there, but I never saw one or really figured out what they were. Now I know!

In other news, the Clutch concert was successfully attended and enjoyed last night.

Read more about the Clutch concert! )

One final note on the show: I caught about half of the set of the second opening act, Murder By Death, and based on what I heard I think that [info]naked_irish, [info]byrneout and [info]errforce1 might like them. They gave off sort of a "Dropkick Murphys meets Social Distortion" vibe live, and they feature a cute girl playing cello. Worth a listen.

--- Ajax.
Sep. 10th, 2007 @ 11:44 am Today I settle all family business
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Hey, that sounds like: Monster Magnet -- All Friends and Kingdom Come
I'm overdue for a recap of my recent travels. So here we go.


I went to Austin last week! A good time was had by all. It wasn't a super-exciting see-all-the-sights kind of trip, just a chance to hang out with the old college crowd for a few days. We got some free beer (and caught up with [info]captspastic) at the Independence Brewery on Saturday, where I also got a shirt (above) and a pint glass (not pictured). Then we watched Del Castillo at Austin's "Batfest" event on the Congress Bridge. Sunday was a chill-out day, wherein I watched Balls of Fury (which is unworthy of a haiku) and then on Monday we had a big ol' BBQ over at Carrie and Andrew's house. I had Hebrew National hot dogs, mmmm. Other food that was eaten included Whataburger, Jack in the Box, and Golden Corral -- mmmm.

That pretty much covers the highlights -- click through the picture to see more photos, most of which are of my hot Austin friends clowning around and drinking.

--- Ajax.
Jun. 12th, 2007 @ 08:40 am Last.fm Mainstreamosity Meme
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Hey, that sounds like: Sister 7 -- Kiss Me Baby
Link ganked from [info]jlg1...

Last.fm-Mainstream-O-Meter result
almightyajax's top artists:
  • 1 - Clutch: 4% mainstream
  • 2 - Soundgarden: 28% mainstream
  • 3 - Kyuss: 8% mainstream
  • 4 - Queens of the Stone Age: 52% mainstream
  • 5 - Brant Bjork: 0% mainstream
  • 6 - Led Zeppelin: 71% mainstream
  • 7 - Slayer: 26% mainstream
  • 8 - Alice in Chains: 27% mainstream
  • 9 - Iron Maiden: 39% mainstream
  • 10 - Soulhat: 0% mainstream
  • 11 - Orange Goblin: 1% mainstream
  • 12 - The Beatles: 101% mainstream
  • 13 - Prong: 2% mainstream
  • 14 - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes: 14% mainstream
  • 15 - Jimi Hendrix: 51% mainstream
  • 16 - Metallica: 71% mainstream
  • 17 - Judas Priest: 19% mainstream
  • 18 - Joe Satriani: 11% mainstream
  • 19 - Black Sabbath: 37% mainstream
  • 20 - Bad Religion: 27% mainstream
  • 21 - AC/DC: 50% mainstream
  • 22 - Audioslave: 45% mainstream
  • 23 - Fu Manchu: 4% mainstream
  • 24 - Tool: 49% mainstream
  • 25 - Pink Floyd: 77% mainstream
  • 26 - Anthrax: 13% mainstream
  • 27 - Liz Phair: 11% mainstream
  • 28 - Fiona Apple: 30% mainstream
  • 29 - Corrosion of Conformity: 4% mainstream
  • 30 - Motörhead: 21% mainstream

almightyajax is 28.90 % mainstream


mainstream.vincentahrend.com

--- Ajax.
Jun. 5th, 2007 @ 02:00 pm 24 Greatest Rock Songs Meme
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Hey, that sounds like: The Fall -- Totally Wired
[info]manda_x started this, but I don't like her rules. So I'm just naming 12 rock songs that I really like. In no particular order.

If you don't like them, well, I guess you're just not as good a person as me. Be told.

1) Billy Thorpe -- "Children of the Sun". A shout-out to Mr. Thorpe, who shed this mortal coil last February. COTS is a fine piece of early '80s rock that builds slowly, pays off nicely, and never fails to put a smile on my face.

2) Soundgarden -- "4th of July". When you're a metal fan, you learn to become a connoisseur of songs about nuclear holocausts. This is perhaps the best ever written, even better than Megadeth's "Set the World Afire."

3) Foo Fighters -- "One By One". Easily the best thing about the album it's on. I defy you not to bang your head during the break before the last chorus, where Dave Grohl is pounding out those power chords and screaming "DONE! DONE! ONTO THE NEXT ONE!"

4) Black Sabbath -- "Hole In the Sky". Just about any Black Sabbath song could go on this list, except maybe for really weird/hippieish stuff like "Who Are You?", but HITS wins because it's on the metal mix I was listening to in the car on the way to work today.

5) Ministry -- "N.W.O.". I was never particularly worried about George H. W. Bush's presidency; mostly it confused me. So Al Jourgensen has really accomplished something by writing a song that makes him seem like a credible threat to the American People. (The sequel, despite much better material to work with, falls a little flat for me.)

6) The Rolling Stones -- "Gimme Shelter". There's a reason this song keeps getting used as background to mob bosses blowing up each other's safehouses and beating each other bloody in movies and television. That reason is awesomeness.

7) The Beatles -- "I'm A Loser". One of the rare tracks from their early period that sets a melancholy tone about love. The peppy rhythm and sweet harmonies mask real despair and self-loathing.

8) Steely Dan -- "Reelin' in the Years". You'll never realize how fucked up this song is until you stop and listen to the lyrics, because (like the song above) it's so peppy and swingin'. Especially the chorus: "Are you reelin' in the years? / Stowin' away the time? / Are you gath'rin' up the tears? / Have you had enough of mine?" Is that a cold way to cut somebody down, or what?

9) Prong -- "Another Worldly Device". Cleansing is a fucking awesome album, and I could add any of the tracks on it to this list. My favorite part is how it starts with a small growling in your left speaker, but after just eight bars the rest of the band comes barrelling in, with Ted Parsons dropping crisp, sharp snare hits in perfect time. Hell yes!

10) Megadeth -- "Looking Down the Cross". Before Dave Mustaine found God, Megadeth used to be a really kickass band. Songs like this one off their first album (whose lyrics sort of combine the Crucifixion with Passover in some kind of Biblical revenge-from-beyond-the-grave arc), are remarkable for Mustaine's ability to write a 6:00 song and keep upping the energy level right up to the end, rather than copping out after three, three-and-a-half minutes like most rock bands.

11) Metallica -- "The Prince". There was a time when Metallica's best material was not written by other people, but that time is long since past. This one's an old Diamond Head track that came out as a B-side to one of the singles off ...And Justice For All, and it has everything you want in a Metallica song. Furious beats, a killer riff, stout solos, and Hetfield in full throat. Plus, lyrics about Satan!

12) Judas Priest -- "Screaming For Vengeance". There are few finer moments in rock 'n roll music than when, at right around 2:00 into this song, the entire band drops out and Rob Halford makes the word, "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMINNNNNNNNGGGGGG!" last a full five seconds before they blast back in and lay down the coup de grace.

--- Ajax.
May. 16th, 2007 @ 11:05 am Word Of The Week #57
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Hey, that sounds like: Spiritual Beggars -- Killing Time


Word Of The Week -- acedia

Definition: a·ce·di·a (&-sē'dē-&)
n.
  1. Spiritual torpor and apathy; ennui.

  2. Sloth; apathy and inactivity in the practice of virtue.
Etymology: [Late Latin: from Greek akēdeia, indifference: a-, a-; see a-¹ + kēdos, care.]

Obscurity: 65% (Might have seen this once or twice, but have no clue what it means.)

Usefulness: 30% (Scans well, but more common synonyms are generally preferred for casual conversation.)

Examples:
(def. 1) "Patrick's acedia made him a difficult companion at religious functions, because he also had trouble faking sincerity."
(def. 2) "Despite the missionaries' daily sermons preaching against the perils of acedia, the islanders continued to live their lives in idle tranquility and made little effort to 'improve' their society."



Two weeks in a row I've come into work on Wednesday super-early, and two weeks in a row I've selected synonyms for laziness or sluggishness as the Word of the Week. Coincidence? I think not!

Today's is a happier reason for coming in early, though. Right after work I'm driving up to Milwaukee to attend a Clutch concert at The Rave. It'll be my first time going to that club, (or anyplace in Milwaukee since Kate took me to Conejito's Place on a road trip a couple Memorial Day weekends ago) but it's close enough to I-94 that even I should have trouble getting lost.

Long-time readers of my journal may recall that I've seen Clutch live before; on Good Friday in 2004, in fact. I've sent the last couple days listening to their new album in preparation, which doesn't seem to be their finest effort to date, alas. But I still have high hopes for the show -- and this time I'm bringing earplugs, having learned my lesson after the last Clutch show. :)

--- Ajax.
Mar. 29th, 2007 @ 09:11 am Submitted without comment:
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Hey, that sounds like: Mike Post -- Hardcastle & McCormick Theme #2
http://www.80stvthemes.com/ra/HARDCASTLEB.ra

Drive!
Push it to the floor 'til the engine screams
Drive!
Drivin' like the demon that drives your dreams

On a hard road, nobody cares
If you hit the brakes
You've got to think fast, keep it in gear
When a slip is all it takes -- uh!

You've got to keep your wheels on the straight and narrow
If you wanna survive...yeah, hey...

Slow-motion man, iron and steel in the palm of your hand
High-flying heart, bettin' your life on the state of the art
Lay down the law -- don't you let 'em cross the line
Under the hood, got the bad and the good
Ev'rybody's doin' time...

Time will tell, if you're on the road to win
Win or lose, you won't get this chance again...

Drive!
Push it to the floor 'til the engine screams
Drive!
Drivin' like the demon that drives your dreams
Drive!

--- Ajax.
Mar. 14th, 2007 @ 11:06 pm GIANT-SIZE LIVEJOURNAL #1
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Don't mind me, I'm just: thrilled
My new 19" LCD monitor is SO FREAKING BADASS.

I cleared off the top of my desk, and the subwoofer for my speakers is now on top where it belongs (instead of on the shelf under the keyboard where it's muffled most of the time since I have the keyboard drawer out), and my router and modem are snugly ensconced out of sight behind the screen and there's still room for a kitty to lie comfortably on the desktop without getting one or more feet in my way, as Oreo discovered almost immediately.

Also, everything is HUGE. I'm probably supposed to re-jigger my Control Panel settings to take better advantage of the display, but I kinda like having my browser window a foot tall and all the text readable from across the room. :)

--- Ajax.
Mar. 1st, 2007 @ 10:29 am Accommodated, and other good news
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Don't mind me, I'm just: happy
Hey, that sounds like: Mötley Crüe -- Looks That Kill
Well, it's official -- I'm not moving out for another year at least. :)

Since I'd already asked for today and tomorrow off of work, and it would have been a bigger hassle to try and cancel those requests and keep the vacation days than just to stay home, I elected to do that and pop by the rental office to pay my last (?) month's rent in person and ask about renewal.

A story of renewal and enrichment. )

Anticipating at least some of this good fortune, I paid off my remaining credit card debt this month as well; and since the card I had it all on is a Reader's Rewards card from the Science Fiction Book Club, I'm entitled to a free book from them, which is nice. I ordered it today -- it's a pair of graphic novels by Eric Rudolph featuring The Goon, which looked kind of interesting and worth checking out for free.

Last piece of good news is that I'm finally going to be getting some new correctional eyewear to replace my biffed-up glasses -- which are so old that the lenses are scratched from Oreo chewing on them when she was a kitten. Lack of outstanding debt always puts me in the mood to improve my lot, so I saw an optometrist yesterday and got a prescription for new contact lenses -- my first set since I dropped off my dad's vision insurance in the late 1990s. My own vision plan makes them pretty affordable, and the eye doctor is walking distance from my apartment which makes picking them up a snap.

The doctor also mentioned that I'm a good candidate for LASIK (which [info]letsgomiah has been singing the praises of) and that my vision plan entitles me to a discount. He quoted me a price of $38 per month with no money down, though, which means it's going to have to wait until the car gets paid off. Wealth effect or no wealth effect, I ain't no dummy.

--- Ajax.